Gloop once again performs miracles, providing an insanely NOT Bleach god drink.
Supposedly proven to have cured 50,001 patients, with an astounding 99.9942168 success rate,
Gloop's unlabeled beverage that has NO ASSOCIATION with Clorox© has saved lives for millions.
In his GOOnn interview, Gloop remarks, "Gloop ble- drink kill cancer! Yum Yum Yum!"

Gloop's NEW DISS TRACK

As Gloop has been busy on vacation on the Galoopacus Islands,
his campaign has caught the attention of massive political geniuses,
such as the likes of Elon Musk, and Mr. Holman!
In his interview, Gloop states, "Huh? No talk to Gloop before Gloop get morning gummy worm."

Having destroyed world hunger and solved pollution, Gloop turned to one of few major things to still be broken:
the stock market.
Being an investor himself, Gloop was able to use the genius strategy of investing in himself to uncrash the stock market and bring us out of what would've gone down as "Great depression: the sequel."
When we asked Gloop how this possibly could've fixed the economy, he said "Shhhhhhh. Gloop sigma."